Even Jesus thinks it's disgusting!

I'm sure you're wondering about the title...when I have to ask Rhay to stop whatever it is she is doing that is gross (like her hands in her mouth) she will always respond with "Jesus thinks it's disgusting, mom!" I know, she is just something else! :) Anyways, on to this crazy story!
It was the day before Thanksgiving and I had the oven on getting ready to make lunch for the girls. Taelyn, the one who never plays in the kitchen, decided that she would stick her hand between the broiler and the oven! Luckily I was standing at the sink doing dishes. She starts to scream and I have to pull her little hand out as it was stuck :( After seeing the results she surprisingly wasn't in that much pain! This part of the story is definitely not the funny part. So, needless to say, I called the doctor to see if I could get some advice before a lovely trip to urgent care. The doctor fit us right in and I had to rush through the day before Thanksgiving traffic to meet her during lunch and then realized they were backed up over an hour! One last thing to top it off is the girls were eating lunch and now, according to schedule, they were missing their naps to sit in the doctors office. Which can be a nightmare for, if not all, most mothers! So we barley made it through the first hour. You know when you start looking around to see who was there before you and count down until your turn? That's the mind set I'm in and not even paying attention to the pee pee dance in front of me! Oh geez...so I run to the door to get to the back and it's locked and the receptionist is MIA. Finally she comes to the front to open the door and we rush in to the bathroom! Mind you I have Taelyn and a diaper bag along with 2 jackets and lovely Rhay who cannot reach the toilet seat! There is no place to set anything! So rushing I throw my stuff close to the door and set Taelyn free as I put a potty cover on and put Rhay on top of that. You think a doctors office would have a clean bathroom, right? NO! There was no toilet paper and I'm pretty sure they don't own a mop! Well as Taelyn begins to touch everything and I see her tongue come out of her mouth (yep the gasp is needed here) I let go of Rhaylee to grab Tae! What happened next you ask? Rhaylee falls into the toilet and screams and the top of her lungs!!! This bathroom also shares the wall with the waiting room! Now that I have Taelyn I stick her between my legs to hold her from going anywhere and try to get Rhay out of the toilet! As I pull Rhay up, she is soaked and so is the potty cover all over her booty! Yep, there is still no toilet paper....

I go over to get my bag and grab some wipes to do the best that I can (yes, still with Taelyn pinned) :) We manage to get both girls clean and I bust out my sanitizer and we pretend it's lotion! hahaha I know I may be a germ freak but you can 100% blame it on Rhaylee falling into the toilet and Taelyn licking those walls!!! YUCK! I'm positive that Jesus thinks that is DISGUSTING! In the end we walk out to a laughing waiting room! So what am I suppose to do? LAUGH Sharon, just LAUGH! :D
I'm sure some are wondering...the appointment went well and Tae had a bandaged hand for a little while to prevent infection and she is just fine :) She even walks straight up to ovens like it never happened! I tell you what, these girls keep me on my toes 24/7!!! Good thing she has this adorable smile...^^^^^^ ;)